I love pie
Is there anything nicer than tucking into a nice warm pie? The meaty gravy chunks running down your chin and onto your top. Or maybe you like cutting the top of a pie and being blasted in the face with steaming hot air. What ever it is that I like about pies, its hard to explain. Maybe it’s how tasty and yummy they are. Or it may be how unhealthy and fattening they are. Think of all that sticky oil and squishy flab that goes into you stomach with ever heavenly bite you take. When we read the piece of writing called “why I love fat baby’s” it referred to the baby’s arms and legs looking like Ginisters pasty’s, when I heard that froth formed on my mouth, my stomach rumbled and I wanted to grab a pie and shove it down my stubby fat neck. I like making pies, you get to knead the dough and add pleats around the top to make it look nice. The best bit, eating it. My stomach is rumbling, and I have just had a nice chicken and mushroom pie. The pie is very British and many years ago we had pie houses where you would go in and have a pie, finally someone understands the true assents of the humble pie. The Romans would sell pies on the streets and at gladiators battles, so they could enjoy the beautiful pie whilst watching someone die, how sweet. But the sad truth is that the pie is going to die, how you may ask, well as we all become health obsessed more of us will ditch the pie for a healthy salad of some over rubbish. What im trying to say is that maybe we should just eat what we like and not what the movement want us to eat, you are a free human being so ditch the healthy eating leaflets and keep a tradition alive. There would be days when a may would go to work and enjoy a nice pie for dinner, but now a days we would rather stuff some pills down our necks and gulp down a condensed bar. You may think this is stupid, you may think this is humorous, you may be offended, you may even agree with me, but what ever you think this is just some harmless fun, and did I forget its also homework.
But on a more serious note one here is the ending. One day there are going to be pie houses and everyone will respect the true awesomeness of the beautiful, British pie. That is why I love pie now bow down to the pie god.
Is there anything nicer than tucking into a nice warm pie? The meaty gravy chunks running down your chin and onto your top. Or maybe you like cutting the top of a pie and being blasted in the face with steaming hot air. What ever it is that I like about pies, its hard to explain. Maybe it’s how tasty and yummy they are. Or it may be how unhealthy and fattening they are. Think of all that sticky oil and squishy flab that goes into you stomach with ever heavenly bite you take. When we read the piece of writing called “why I love fat baby’s” it referred to the baby’s arms and legs looking like Ginisters pasty’s, when I heard that froth formed on my mouth, my stomach rumbled and I wanted to grab a pie and shove it down my stubby fat neck. I like making pies, you get to knead the dough and add pleats around the top to make it look nice. The best bit, eating it. My stomach is rumbling, and I have just had a nice chicken and mushroom pie. The pie is very British and many years ago we had pie houses where you would go in and have a pie, finally someone understands the true assents of the humble pie. The Romans would sell pies on the streets and at gladiators battles, so they could enjoy the beautiful pie whilst watching someone die, how sweet. But the sad truth is that the pie is going to die, how you may ask, well as we all become health obsessed more of us will ditch the pie for a healthy salad of some over rubbish. What im trying to say is that maybe we should just eat what we like and not what the movement want us to eat, you are a free human being so ditch the healthy eating leaflets and keep a tradition alive. There would be days when a may would go to work and enjoy a nice pie for dinner, but now a days we would rather stuff some pills down our necks and gulp down a condensed bar. You may think this is stupid, you may think this is humorous, you may be offended, you may even agree with me, but what ever you think this is just some harmless fun, and did I forget its also homework.
But on a more serious note one here is the ending. One day there are going to be pie houses and everyone will respect the true awesomeness of the beautiful, British pie. That is why I love pie now bow down to the pie god.
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