Who ate all the pies?

I was clearing out my computer yesterday when i say this piece of homework, it really makes you think.

I love pie

Is there anything nicer than tucking into a nice warm pie? The meaty gravy chunks running down your chin and onto your top. Or maybe you like cutting the top of a pie and being blasted in the face with steaming hot air. What ever it is that I like about pies, its hard to explain.  Maybe it’s how tasty and yummy they are. Or it may be how unhealthy and fattening they are. Think of all that sticky oil and squishy flab that goes into you stomach with ever heavenly bite you take. When we read the piece of writing called “why I love fat baby’s” it referred to the baby’s arms and legs looking like Ginisters pasty’s, when I heard that froth formed on my mouth, my stomach rumbled and I wanted to grab a pie and shove it down my stubby fat neck. I like making pies, you get to knead the dough and add pleats around the top to make it look nice. The best bit, eating it. My stomach is rumbling, and I have just had a nice chicken and mushroom pie. The pie is very British and many years ago we had pie houses where you would go in and have a pie, finally someone understands the true assents of the humble pie. The Romans would sell pies on the streets and at gladiators battles, so they could enjoy the beautiful pie whilst watching someone die, how sweet. But the sad truth is that the pie is going to die, how you may ask, well as we all become health obsessed more of us will ditch the pie for a healthy salad of some over rubbish. What im trying to say is that maybe we should just eat what we like and not what the movement want us to eat, you are a free human being so ditch the healthy eating leaflets and keep a tradition alive. There would be days when a may would go to work and enjoy a nice pie for dinner, but now a days we would rather stuff some pills down our necks and gulp down a condensed bar. You may think this is stupid, you may think this is humorous, you may be offended, you may even agree with me, but what ever you think this is just some harmless fun, and did I forget its also homework.
But on a more serious note one here is the ending. One day there are going to be pie houses and everyone will respect the true awesomeness of the beautiful, British pie. That is why I love pie now bow down to the pie god.

One hand to far

I can now read the time using a Binary Clock, this is something im very proud of. I have now taken a step up the intelligence ladder... or maybe not. It isnt really that hard to read them as i learnt in 3:59, thats because i learnt it after watching the video below.

PS: You can buy a Binart Clock from my favorite online shop (ThinkGeek.com) by clicking here.

Life in 140 characters or less

I have to confesses i have a bit of a Twitter addiction. Well when i say a bit i mean a lot, but i dont think im the only one. Im sure thousands of other people spend all day crammed over a computer telling the world what there doing. There is something that bugs me about Twitter, if your a Twitter Addict then wouldnt your Tweets all be like this?
Im updating Twitter
Im trying to get more followers
Im not doing anything buy on Twitter
Im updating my Tweets
                                                      I will use this as a time to plug my Twitter profile
twitter.com/shaunpattison
Im going to finish this post and then go and tell everyone on Twitter abot this blog post.
Good Bye and Happy Tweeting Tweoples

X Rated Box

Xbox 360, i own one. They are great consoles when they work, but mine never seems to work. I had it for a few months and it worked fine, but suddenly i got the Red Ring Of Death.
Sent it to the shop.
It got the RROD a few weeks later.
Sent it to the shop again, got it fixed,
Yesterday i sent it to the shop again as it freezes after a few minutes of playing a game.
This is annoying as i just want to sit down and spend a few hours gaming, but i have to find other ways to keep myself entertained, this comes in the form of the internet.
                                                      Good bye, and happy gaming

8 glasses a day

The govoment throws a ton of statistics in our faces, do this or you will die a painfull death, defantly dont eat suger or your teeth will drop out. One of these is to drink 8 glasses of water a day. A hard task? Proberly, but im trying it anyway. I have one glass in the morning with my breakfast, one at dinner time, one with my tea (if i remember!) and a few after when im forced to sit through some boring soaps.
Thanks for reading my rambling.

One school project

I have came across the problem every blogger/writer comes across, writers block. This is when they do not know what to write. Yes i will write about school, something i was hoping i would not blog about. Today in English i was told, or should i say the hole class was told that in a weeks time we would have to do a five minute presentation. Blank face. What would i do it about? blogging, no i have just started and know have much experience. My stick insect? no, everyone would be asleep by the end. I still dont know what to do it about. Any ideas? Leave them in a comment.
Thanks for reading my blog.

WasteBook (attempting a play on words)

After just spending 10 minutes taking part in pointless Facebook.com polls and Quizzes, i thought what is the point of social networking sites? Lots of people use the excuse of finding old friends, when they do find them they never talk to them so that point is thrown out the window. Thay are just one of the things most people do, just because it everyone else does it. I congratulate you if you are not a member of Facebook, MySpace, Tagged, Bebo or billions of other social networking sites.
                            They are pointless.
                            Intill next time, Good Bye

Warning: Not a nice tasting post

Look at the picture to the side. What does it remind you off? Nice tasty Chrisps or nasty horrible Vegtable Chrisps. I agree with the latter. Today i was in a hurry to get to school and had no money to get school dinners so grabbed a bag of chrisps and shoved them into my bag. I did not think about them intill break, i thought i would have some. BIG misstake, they were gastly. I had one and was nearly sick. I like all foods but ham and now vegtable chrisps so im not picky, but i hated them. I gave them away to a fellow class member and when hungary at lunch time. Poor me.
Note to self: Never think about having vegtable chrisps again.
Bye for now

Blackle- Green (or should i say black) searching

I use Blackle for searching the internet. Blackle uses the Google engine when finding search results, but displays it in a Black format. Why is this good? Well if your monitor displays a black image it uses no electricity. This is not going to save the world from death, but it will help? Well it still reminds us to do little things everyday to help global warming Ect. To be honest the only reason i blogged about it was because i could not think about anything else to blog about.
GoodBye or now.
Ps. Thats the same reason my blog is black.

Hello

Hi im called Shaun, But you would know that if you look at the Url or the banner of this website. Im 14 years of age and from this day forth have a blog. Here is a picture of me.
The picture is of couse in cartoon format.
Good bye for now.

We may meet again